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Out There: Tips for conquering the quirks of rural Maine

I make no secret of the fact that I find tourist season in Portland to be pretty intolerable. There is only so much snail-level sidewalk traffic and three-day long gelato lines that a girl can take before she just starts slapping the lobster rolls and artisanal s’mores out of people’s hands on the street. Nobody wants that. If I’m lucky, I’ve managed to rescue enough vacation days from the endless summer gauntlet of weddings, barbecues…
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